Today it is a special day,
I think I’ll wear a hat,
But my favourite one it doesn’t fit,
When did my head get fat?
Today it is a special day,
I think I’ll wear a hat,
But my favourite one it doesn’t fit,
When did my head get fat?
Deep fried chicken,
Served with goose fat chips,
All that greasy fat will go,
And give you massive hips.