Double Cuff

I got myself a brand new shirt,

Good lord, my wallet it did hurt,

It’s double cuffed and really smart,

I feel just like a piece of art,

My problem now is clear to see,

I need to dress appropriately,

A brand new tie, and cufflinks too,

Without the same it just wont do,

So now I have a brand new look,

Debonair, and quite a hook,

Sadly though no one will see,

My clothes they took all my money.